Tuesday Takedown!
Jay - I'm tell'n you! I eat there all the time! It's the best place and they know how to treat famous people the way they deserve! Alhtough they might not as easily recognize
you as they might a star like myself...
Ron - Jay, the only reason they know you so well is because you eat there so much... You're the only person I know who can close an "all-you-can-eat" bar... Anyways, folks we're
back once again for our main event!
S. Burkett - Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first tonight's special guest ring announcer, Washington DC, Victoria!!
"The world is not enough" begins to play as blue sparks shoot off the jumbo-trons in a waterfall patter! Victoria comes to the ring. She is wearing a floor length red dress with silver straps and silver flowers
running down the side of it. To a round of cat-calls and whistles she climbs into the ring. Raising her arms she makes a sweeping motion at her body and grins at the fans as the cat-calls become louder.
Victoria takes the microphone and begins to speak...
Victoria - Good evening, and I would like to thank you all for coming on this the momentous occasion when I announce that wrestler whom I wish to take to the top. Unfortunately,
I am not going to make that announcement at this very moment...
Victoria hands the microphone back to the Samantha and walks over to the announce table. Sitting down she pulls on a pair of head phones. The crowd halfheartedly boos a little at the statement that she won't be disclosing
'her man' just yet, but still enthusiastically cheers her..
Victoria - Hello boys, thanks for letting me sit with you here tonight...
Jay - You see Ron? I told you! She's sitting next to me again!!
Victoria - That's because this is only empty seat you leave open Jay...
Ron - Well put Victoria! So any hints on who the lucky man you'll be favoring is? We saw that you came out during the Professor of Pain/ Jhared Storme match eariler...
Victoria - That was just a coincidence... And you'll find out when everyone, and that includes the lucky man, finds out...
S. Burkett - Making his way to the ring at his time, from Cleveland Ohio. Jhared Storme!!
The crowd explodes, giving huge pops as music from the musical "The West Side Story" plays overhead. Storme makes his way down to the ring to the cheers and adolation of the crowd. He still wears his blue
boxing trunks and denim jacket only this time he has a rose in hand. Before entering the ring, he gives the rose to a female fan who blushes a deep red and nearly faints as he kisses her hand.
S. Burkett - And his opponent, from Great Falls, Montana, he stands at 6'3" 217 pounds, "The Prophet" Aaron Emerey!!
Emerey's theme "Prophesy", booms out from the PA as the lights go down. Prophet enters lit by blacklights which make some of the tattoos on his body glow in strange ways, and makes his face seem to radiate.
Ron - Well, it looks like we're almost set to start the match!
Jay - Wait... I thought if Diabolus won his match, he could participate in the main event?
Victoria - Correct me if I'm wrong, but... Isn't there supposed to be a referee?
Suddenly the arena lights fade out, leaving the crowd in darkness. White Zombie's "Children Of The Grave" pumps through the P.A. system. When the song kicks into high gear there is an explosion at the entry-way and
Diabolus emerges from the blast wearing a striped shirt...
S. Burkett - Making his way to the ring at this time, he is the special guest referee for this match, Diabolus!!
The crowd erupts in foul language and begins throwing trash as D laughs at the obviously upset Prophet. Storme waits long enough for Prophet to turn around before clocking him in a european uppercut! He spins around,
turning it into a spinning heel kick! Prophet is out on the mat! Storme covers Emerey as Diabolus administers an exceedingly fast count... The crowd cheers anyways as Jhared wins the first fall. As Prophet gets backs up he
starts towards D, but gets halted in his tracks by a bulldog from Storme who continues to run the ropes. As he heads for the ropes opposite The Prophet, he springs off in a graceful Asai moonsault! Before he can go for the pin
Emerey kicks out and rolls to ringside.
Ron - Remember folks, a Baddest SOB match is best out of three falls with falls count anywhere! So far Storme's got the advantage with one pinfall already, eventhough it was a fast count...
Storme follows Prophet out of the ring, but gets busted across the guardrail for his effort. Prophet then smacks him down with a massive chairshot to the head! Emerey rolls the dazed Storme back into the ring, looks under the
ring and pulls out a table, which he places in the ring. "The Prophet" then slides in the ring sets up the table...
Victoria - 'Scuse me a moment boys...
Jay - Wait a minute! Why are you leaving?
Ron - You really want an answere to that question?
Victoria climbs to the ring apron causing Diabolus to become distracted. As he flirts with Victoria, Jhared has blocked a suplex attempt by Prophet and turns out a suplex of his own right onto the table! Before he can cover Prophet though
Professor of Pain runs to the ring, kicks Storme once in the gut and plants him in a gut-wrench powerbomb that everyone in the arena can almost feel! Prophet covers Jhared, and just barely gets a three count before Storme can kick out after an
excruciatingly slow count... He picks up Storme by the hair then drives him back into the mat with a devastating double underhook piledriver! Prophet gets his second pin after once again a slow count...
Ron - Man, Prophet gets his second pin, although D's not helping much, I counted at least to 5 both times...
Jay - I'm proud you can count that high Ron! Although you do count fast... You like those 'dirty' refs that count too fast...
Ron - What the Hel are you talking about? Would you just shut your mouth? No one asked nor wants your opinion!!
Diabolus leans over the ropes to flirt with Victoria again just as Prophet goes for another pin... He gets up and stomps over to D. Before he can get there though, Storme schoolboys Prophet for a pin. Diabolus turns around 'just in time' to see the pins and again
pulls a fast count to give Jhared Storme his second pin! Prophet throws Storme off of him and rushes Diabolus! D flips him over his shoulder, thinking he's sending Prophet to the concrete, but instead Emerey lands on the apron! He grabs D by his underarms and lifts
him up in a high angle powerbomb through the announce table!!!
Ron - OH **y G**D!! Can you be**** Thi*s Carna**e?!!
Jay - Like usual, Ron, you're fuzzin out! Prophet's destroyed our table!! D! how many fingers am I hold'n up?!
Meanwhile Jhared Storme has guillotined Aaron Emerey on the ropes with the help of Victoria who pulls Prophet's legs out from under him. Storme then drags him back into the ring. He dances a strange 'tango' with Prophet as he destroys Emerey with the Shut Up and Dance!
Storme goes for the final pin as the crowd explodes! But there's no referee with Diabolus out cold! Suddenly, almost impossibly so, the crowd roars even louder as referee Bobn Layman runs to the ring and counts the Three!!
S. Burkett - Here is your winner and NEW AIWA Baddest SOB, Jhared Storme!!
Music from the musical "The West Side Story" plays over the PA system as Victoria climbs into the ring and raises Jhared's arm high! He then asks for a mic...
Victoria - I told you all you'd be surprised!!
She giggles a moment before setting the mic down and exiting the ring with Jhared Storme. Prophet has gotten back up and rolled out of the ring, he shrugs his shoulders before shoving referee Bob Layman out of his way and walks over to where Diabolus is still recovering...
Prophet then drags D by his hair into the crowd...
Ron - Can you?... Good, my headsets fixed! Can you believe all of this?! We've got ourselves our first champion! That was a great match, despite Diabolus obviuosly trying to screw with The Prophet!
Jay - What are you talking about? That was fair all the way until Bob Layman came back! He's not the official ref for this match! Diabolus was!!
Ron - Yeah well something tells me that D's about to get his just reward from Prophet! This has been a great night overall! Not too bad for our first real show at all! We'll see you Saturday for the premier of Saturday Night Break Out!
Be sure to check in with us as the action is bound to get even hotter!!! I'm Ron Taylor, speaking for my partner Jay Windorf, thanks to all you and see you next time!
Jay - Hey, if my ex-wife's watching?...Make sure the toaster's close by when you take your bath tonight!! Hey, Ron wait up! So why'd you stiff me on that drink last week? You're not jealous because Vickie likes me better are you?
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