Tuesday Takedown!
Jay - Wow, I can't believe that the ref overturned his desicion! I wouldn't want to be in that ref's shoes tonight!!
Ron - Unfortunately, as much as I hate to admit it, I have to agree with you. It should be interesting to see who this next match turns out! Folks, we've a great one for you, a
three way dance with Jack Assterson, Marcus "Nowhere Man" Brandow, and the newcomer Flash Flyer!
"JACKASS! Terson." The crowd jumps to their feet in an uproar of foul language and chants of "JACKASS" as Jack Assterson's theme music blares from the PA system. Pyro in the shape of a lion ignites magnificently over Jack's smirking form as he emerges.
S. Burkett - Making his way to the ring accompanied by Johnny and the Jack OFFs, he is the number one contender for the world title. Jack Ass...terson...
Ron - Well, you've got to give someone like Assterson credit, he comes out here with a bang and certainly puts up a great fight despite his rather small size...
Jay - Small?!? Jack's a true giant! He's got great heart and integrity!!
Ron - Uhh, are we talking about the same person here??
Suddenly the lights dim and pyro explodes.. At first the fans think it's Assterson's intro again, but then erupt into cheers and laughter when the pyro lights up into a flaming kitten. The words "Jack Ass... The..Hottest..Young...
Pussy..in the world!!" appear on the twin Jumbo-trons as "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles begins to play. Jack Assterson, enraged at this mockery, is vehemently chewing out Johnny and his crew and as result, doesn't see Marcus Brandow
run into the ring from the crowd! Brandow sets up Assterson immediately in a huge inverted-verticle suplex [OOC:if there is such a thing..you get the move basically though...]
Ron - Oh WOW! With a brilliant move by the Nowhere Man this match is underway as these two wrestlers go at it before Flash Flyer can get to the ring!!
In seeming response to Ron Taylor's statement the crowd is on its feet again as Queen's "Flash" fills the arena! Pyro in the shape of red lightning bolts explodes in the entry-way and before the smoke can clear the white-masked wrestler
Flash Flyer runs to the ring!! Meanwhile Assterson has managed to get the upper hand momentarily by reversing an irish whip into a corner. He then picks up Brandow...
Jay - Ohh! I wouldn't want to be Brandow now! Assterson's sett'n him up for the tree of woe!! In a few short seconds the Nowhere Man's going to have "nowhere" to go!! HA! Get it?
Ron - *sigh* My 4 year old niece is funnier than you Jay.. And don't look now, but it looks like Assterson just might not get to do ANYTHING!!
Flash Flyer has climbed the opposite turnbuckle... As Assterson turns for a second to see just what FF is up too, Flash leaps off the top rope, nailing Jack square in the face!! The noise in the arena becomes deafening as the crowd cheers on the
masked wrestler!!
Ron - OH MY GAWD!! A beautifully executed corkscrew moonsault right onto Assterson!! Flash hooks the leg for the pin.. Could this youngster steal a win?
The crowd counts with the ref, who only gets a two count as Brandow, who pulled himself off of the ropes managed to break the pin. Brandow picks up the Flyer and throws him into the ropes. Then bodydrops him to the mat on the rebound!!
Jay - That was close!! But now that Brandow's distracted ol'Jack can get back into control of the match!
Before Brandow can recover, Assterson moves behind him and nails an inverted DDT! Then before Jack can turn to find the high flyer, Flash jumps off of a turnbuckle and drives Assterson's head into the mat with a flying bulldog!
Ron - Geezlooeeze! I can't believe how fast this match is moving!!
Jay - Geezlooeeze? What era are you from again??
Flash Flyer has gotten completely up onto the top turnbuckle again, and just before he can leap off Brandow jumps at him with a forearm, hitting him in the midsection!
Ron - Oh SH*T!! Somebody get the EMTs out here quick!! Flash Flyer just fell easily ten-fifteen feet to the concrete! He's out cold!
Brandow seems a little stunned at the direction that FF fell and is therefore easily not prepared for the schoolboy pin Assterson applies to him... The ref counts the pin and for the second time tonight a wrestler is indignant over what he feels was
fast count.. Brandow rolls out of the ring and stands with the EMTs as they look at the fallen Flash Flyer. The crowd gives a standing ovation as miraculously Flash gets up on his own, then is helped backstage by both the EMTs and Brandow, "Flash" by Queen plays him
out... Assterson only seems mildly irritated that his music isn't playing as the ref raises his arm...
Ron - I can't believe that tough Flash Flyer got back up after taking a fall like that!
S. Burkett - Here is your winner, by pinfall, Jack Ass...terson...
Assterson's theme music blares overhead as he raises his hands up in triumph! Trash cascades down into the ring by the angry fans...
Ron - The fans definitely don't seem too pleased by this turn of events... Although I have to admit this was an excitingly fast paced match, I think if FF hadn't been knocked out like he was this would have been an even more fantastic fight!
Well, folks, we're going to break for commercial, but stay tuned! The main event for the Baddest S.O.B title is next!
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